A Quick Update For The Curious...

On The Good Side: I Told You She Was A Muse. Look At The Elephant ("Out My Backdoor") Isnt It Marvelous? I Have Some Qualms With The Direction Some Of The Elements Had Gone, But Ink Hath Been Applied To Paper, And Not Even Whiteout Will Seperate Them Entirely. I Hope You People Like It, I Do It All For You. Me And Jackie Have Been Hanging Out A Lot, Which Inevitably Raises Questions... "When Are We Going To Declare Our Affinity For One Another On A Public Forum?" The Answer To That Question Is... Yesterday

FACEBOOK, UGH...

Now For the Bad Side: I Was Anticipating A Whole Slough Of Problems Arising From This Mere Status Change And Was Not Dissapointed, Sue Me For Staying Facebook Friends With Jessica May... But She Saw And I Guess It Caught Her By Surprise. She Called And Even Though I Was Relishing In All Of It, I Began To Feel Badly. Why? Why Would I Feel Badly, When She Broke Up With Me, Refused To Take Me Back, Strung Me Along For Quite Some Time Now (Though To Her Credit, Always Maintaining That Me And Her Could Only Be Friends.) I Feel Badly Because I Dont Like To Hurt Friends, In Spite Of All The Hurt They May Inflict On Me, It Literally Makes My Stomach Ache To See A Freind Of Mine In Pain. And Jessica And I Are Friends If Nothing Else. So I Feel Badly, Even Though I Know I Shouldnt, And Then On Top Of That, As Im Talking To Jessica I Realize That I Had Left The Room (And Jackie) To Argue With My Ex, Sure Enough Jackie Is Packing Up Her Shit And Leaving As Im Coming Back Into The Room. Oh Gosh, How Can This Get Any Worse... I Can Open My Big Stupid Mouth, Of Course. And I Do Of Course. Luckily Jackie Seems To Really Like Me, So She Put Up With This Uncharacteristically String Of Stupid Decisions Pretty Well. So A Light At The End Of The Tunnel. While I Still Feel Badly About Hess, I Know Now How Important The Golden Rule Of A New Relationship Is (That Rule Being, Never Ever, Under Any Circumstances Mention Your Ex.) I Learned My Lesson...

I Did Not Learn My Lesson As It Applies To Vehicles However. My Fresh 92 Merc Cougar That I Just Payed Straight Cash For In February And Is My Lifeline Has Been Running Fairly Well For A Grandpa, Well Except That Blasted Wheel... "It Will Be Fine." I Said "Just Coz You Can See Radials Poking Out Doesnt Mean You Have To Change Your Tire."I Said. Wrong, Very Very Wrong... I Hopped Onto Highway Four On My Way To Work On Saturday, And As I Sped Up To Pass Some Turtle Going Eastbound With Me, An Explosive Sound Ripped Through My Ears And Made My Poor Old Car Begin To Shake. Well, A Blown Tire Isnt A Serious Problem For A Veteran Tire Changer Like Your's Truly. So I Had My Doughnut On With Time To Spare Before My 9:00 AM PST Start Time, And I Wasnt Even Gonna Be Late. So I Started My Car And Drove To Work... Except For The Starting My Car Part, And The Work Part. As A Matter Of Fact That Whole Last Sentance Was A Fantasy I Concocted While Sitting In The Sun On The Right Shoulder Of Eastbound Highway Four Trying To Will My Car To Start. It Just Wasnt Possible, A Blown Tire And A Broken Car. Oh My God. I Must Have Done Something Wrong To Incur Gods Vengeful Vehicluar Wrath... Oh I Neglected To Care For My Whip. Thats A Punishable Offence. Long Story Short, Got A Tow Home, And Now My Poor Old Lady(Kim Catrall I Call Her, Because Shes A Really Old Cougar... Do You Get It Or What?LOLOLOLOL)Is Just Sitting There Helplessly. I Need Some More Good Luck... Enclosed In This Post Is A Finished Picture Of "Lookin' Out My Backdoor" And A Picture Of Babygirl And I... Thanks For Listening... Tune In Tomorrow For New Music Tuesday, Where I Will Review The Dream's "Love King"

Love Always,

Antonio Michael Silvera!!!