A Brief (And Very Strange) Introduction...

Good Morning World, Allow Me A Moment To Introduce Myself: "Ahem, My Name Is Antonio Michael Silvera! Very Nice To Meet Most Of You..." Okay, With That Out Of The Way Lets Get On With More Pressing Issues. First Off: Why Are You Here?

Dont Worry I Can Explain That To You. You See, You Have Been Following A Path That Leads Simultaneously Through The Wilderness Of Your Reality, And Along The Spacial/Temporal Axis That Make Our Collective Reality... You Dig? This Path Is Actually A Beaten Old Dirt Road That At One Point Was Paved However Now Looks Almost As Though It Never Existed In The First Place. The Name Of This Road Is Unincorperated Township Road No.9, However The Faded Road Sign At The Intersection Up Ahead Reads "Consciousness Rd."

If You Were To Turn Right At This Crossroads(Toward The Southwest) Onto Unincorperated Township Road No. 6 You Would Be Following Another Road "Consciousness Ave."(Very Unoriginal Names In The Unicorporated Township, Hence The Renaming Of All Of The Roads) Along My Temporal Timeline. Currently We Are At This Intersection ("Harmonic Intervals Of Tone:E") Waiting For Something To Happen. But We Musnt Wait For Too Long, For You Know The Kind Of Awful Things That Are Said To Happen At Crossroads: Vampires, Devils, Witches, Ghouls, Important Decisions...

So Before One Of These Terrifying Creatures Saunter Up From Open Plains Surrounding This Junction Make Your Decision:

Continue Along "UTR #9" Or Hang An Abrupt Right Onto "UTR #6"

Its Really Your Choice, However The Purpose Has Planned For Your Indecisiveness And After Twenty Minutes Of Mulling It Over This Massive Gorgon/Harpy Flies Down From An Unseen Perch And Screeches In Your Ear When You Try To Continue Along Any Road But "UTR No.6". It Is Warning You That You While You Have A Choice In Roads To Follow, Every One But Taking A Right On "UTR No. 6" Ends With Your Bones Bleaching In The Unforgiving Sun Of The Plains. So Comply, Because The Purpose Has Much Grander Plans For You Than To Be A Meal For One Of The Awful Things That Come Out Of The Wilderness Of UTR NO.6!!!

GOOD, YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE.

"WELCOME TO UNINCORPORATED TOWNSHIP ROAD NO. 6 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN"
(And Thanks For Indulging In This Ridiculousness With Me. I Promise They Wont All Be Like This)