Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Cast Of Characters:

If You Really Plan On Following This Blog, It Is Impertive That You Are Familiar With Some Of the Names I Will Be Mentioning Throughout. As Much As My Posts Resemble Some Kind Of Demented Fiction, I Assure You They Are All Grounded In Reality In Some Way. Each Character's Name Will Be Followed By Some Sort Of Limited Description, And Although I Will Do My Very Best To Alter Some Aspects Of The Character (To Protect The Innocent, And The Guilty Alike) I Will Be Keeping Most Of Them Very Accurate, So As to Give You An Idea Of Some Of The Shit I Perpetually Have To Deal With. Without Further Adieu Ladies And Gentlemen, The Cast Of Harmonic Intervals Of Tone:E :

Antonio Michael Silvera: The Protaganist And Narrator Of Our Little Tale. An Aspiring Illustrator And Musician, Antonio Is Filled With Delusions Of Grandeur And Impending Fame That Sometimes Keep Him Detached From Responsibilities. A California Native, Antonio Graduated High School, But Never Really Succeded In College. He Struggles Everyday With The Duality Of His Personality, Sometimes Gently Nudging Him One Way; Other Times Forcing Him Toward Others.

Chesty "Fuzz" Laroux: Chesty Is Antonio's Only Full Brother. He Is Two Year's Antonio's Junior And He And His Sheboygan Raised Girlfriend "Bunny" Currently Live With Our Humble Narrator In Martinez California. Chesty And Antonio Being Born Of The Same Parents Within Such A Near Temporal Proximity To One Another Grew Up, And In Spite Of Some Stark Differences Remain Close. Chesty Laroux Is Currently Struggling To Overcome Some Obtrusive Obstacles (Joblessness, No Immediate Sense Of Direction) Including An Affinity For Basically All Narcotics.

Slim Brunson: Slim Brunson Is One Of Antonio's More Respected And Liked Friends. He Grew Up In A City Reffered To As "Cow Town" That Is Just A Few Dozen Miles To The Northeast Of Martinez, And Moved To Martinez In 2002 Where He Joined Antonio In Finishing High School. Slim Brunson Recently Joined The United States Air Force, And Will Be Leaving Some Time In Late Summer.

Matches P. Legless: Antonio's Oldest And Dearest Freind. Antonio, Matches, And Chesty Have Been Really Good Friends For The Last Eighteen Years, And Matches (After Running Into Some Trouble In His Hometown) Joined The United States Army And Is Currently Serving A Tour In Afghanistan. Although They Dont Talk Much Anymore Because Of The Distance And The Circumstances Antonio And Matches Remain Thick As Molasses, And After His Tour Is Over And He Returns Home Safely Will Surely Continue To Have One Another's Backs.

D.W. Foley Another Of Antonio's Dear Friends, D.W. And Antonio Met In Highschool When D.W. Was A Sophomore And Antonio Was A Freshman. While Very Different People Fundamentally, There Are Striking Similarities In Them That Have Kept Them Close Friends. D.W. Is By Far The Tallest Person In Our Lil' Story At A Towering 6'6.6" (I Know Isnt It Keen?) At One Point In His Life D.W. Suffered From A Head Wound While In The Depths Of A Malignant Mushroom Trip And Genuinely Hasnt Been The Same Since. Now Him And The Narrator Get Along Much Better Than They Would Have Sans Head Trauma.

Edge "ACUBANG" Garcia: Possibly The Coolest Of The Cast(With The Exception Of The Narrator Of Course, Coz Im A Cool Motherfucker) Edge Is Antonio's Cousin And Former Roommate. Edge Is Currently Romatically Involved With Antonio's Ex-Girlfriends Best Friend, And Is Living In A Town To The East Called:"Baypoint"

Mackie Burgess: Mackie Burgess Is Another Of Antonio's Good Friends And Plays Drums In The Band "ORPHANMAKER" That Is Fronted By Antonio (Bass, Guitar, Keyboards, Vocals, Songwriting) Mackie Is Antonio's Hiking Buddy, The Two Recently Spent A Week In The Yosemite Valley Fending Off Wildlife And Foraging For Berries. Mackie Is Also Romantically Involved With Antonio's Ex-Girlfriends Other Best Friend (I KNOW, WEIRD RIGHT?) Named Krusty Loser. Mackie Is Probably Who The Narrator Consider's Antonio's Best Freind, Even Though Hes A Total Dick.

Messica Jay Prick: The Ex Girlfriend, A Real Bitch (Nah, Im Not Bitter.)Used To Be The Most Important Player In The Story, Until The Climax Of The Second Act When She Ran Off To Australia For Some Reason Or Another. Since Returning Stateside Genuinely Believes She's Better Than Antonio, And He Doesnt Have The Heart To Tell Her The Obvious Truth That She Is Very Wrong. A Sad Story, But A Character's Involvement In This Story Is Voluntary, And Unwilling Players Will Be Replaced The Moment A Qualified Applicant Comes Around. Messica Still Makes Occasional Appearences, Just To Confuse The Narrator. Fuck Her.hahaha

There Are Other Characters Of Moderate To Extreme Importance But Ill Be Damned If The Post Isnt So Long Its Nearly Unreadable... Sorry Folks. Youll Catch On To The Other Characters As They Appear....

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